Esto es un cura que al salir de la iglesia lleva a una joven monja.
Cada vez que cambia de marcha le pone la mano en la rodilla de la monja.
Cada vez que cambia de marcha le pone la mano en la rodilla de la monja.
La monjita lo mira y le dice: "Padre, acuérdese Lucas 14:10".
El cura avergonzado, retira la mano.
El cura avergonzado, retira la mano.
En el siguiente semáforo en rojo, el pone la mano un poco más arriba en el muslo.
Y otra vez la monja: "Acuérdese Lucas 14:10, Padre".
El cura se disculpa: "La carne es débil", dice.
Y otra vez la monja: "Acuérdese Lucas 14:10, Padre".
El cura se disculpa: "La carne es débil", dice.
Deja a la monjita y cuando llega a su casa coge la Biblia y la abre por Lucas 14:10:
"Amigo ve más arriba y encontrarás la gloria".
"Mal pensado es como llaman los ingenuos a quienes carecen del exceso de candidez que ellos mismo manifiestan."
A priest is giving a young nun, a lift home from church one day,
and as he's shifting gears,
he rests his hand on the nun's knee.
The young nun looks up at the priest and says,
"Father, remember Luke 14:10."
The priest withdraws his hand, embarrassed.
Next time they stop at a light,
he places his hand a little higher up on her thigh,
again the nun says,
"Remember Luke 14:10, Father."
The priest apologizes.
"The flesh is weak," he says.
So he drops her off, and when he gets home,
he reaches for his bible and he flips to Luke 14:10.
"Friend, come up higher, then shalt thou have glory!"
"Amigo ve más arriba y encontrarás la gloria".
"Mal pensado es como llaman los ingenuos a quienes carecen del exceso de candidez que ellos mismo manifiestan."
A priest is giving a young nun, a lift home from church one day,
and as he's shifting gears,
he rests his hand on the nun's knee.
The young nun looks up at the priest and says,
"Father, remember Luke 14:10."
The priest withdraws his hand, embarrassed.
Next time they stop at a light,
he places his hand a little higher up on her thigh,
again the nun says,
"Remember Luke 14:10, Father."
The priest apologizes.
"The flesh is weak," he says.
So he drops her off, and when he gets home,
he reaches for his bible and he flips to Luke 14:10.
"Friend, come up higher, then shalt thou have glory!"
"Cynical" is a word used by Pollyannas to denote an absence of the naivety they so keenly exhibit."
by PI
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